fantasticcats:

Vincent Van Goat, from the Clackamas County Fair Goat Costume Contest. He won. I was so excited for him!

fantasticcats:

Vincent Van Goat, from the Clackamas County Fair Goat Costume Contest. He won. I was so excited for him!

the-goddamazon:

jackanthonyfernandez:

a-precis:

recoveringtopanga:

peruvian—goddess:

blondesquats:

spfydalekbakes:

Ray Rice Inspired Makeup Tutorial

fuckin slay

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST

This was fucking hilarious and then shit got WAY real

Amazing

LMFAOOOO I was finna be mad as shit but this shit was hilarious and golden.

hnnhtylr:

shakethecobwebs:

boycott dudes who manipulate you into meeting their emotional or sexual needs but won’t date you 2k14

Omg

Go down a waterslide when it isn’t wet and you’ll understand why foreplay is so important.

meladoodle:

thepocketvolcano:

tow-tow:

geekscoutcookies:

image

This is the best explanation I’ve ever read.

wait.. isn’t that just… an ordinary slide…

erin-lux:

finally done the story of the “virgin” mary and her immaculate conception for my sequential art final.  very happy with how this came out/that it’s finished.

*edit*  really embarrassed about that “immaculate conception” mistake, thanks to everyone who pointed it out.  learned something new today!

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  mars is called the red planet because during the cold war it sided with the communists

bleedingsilverbird:

theboywhofangirled:

moriarty-sonicked-me:

gorgeousanon:

qazeb:

You Might For Some Reason Needs This One Day…



#thanks tumblr #you teached me #how to break into a car #with shoelace #how to escape from buried coffin #how to open closed doors with #safety pin #and now this #iam fully prepared #to attendance #into adulthood

Perhaps one day Tumblr can learn us the past tense of teach…

taught

bleedingsilverbird:

theboywhofangirled:

moriarty-sonicked-me:

gorgeousanon:

qazeb:

You Might For Some Reason Needs This One Day…

image

#thanks tumblr #you teached me #how to break into a car #with shoelace #how to escape from buried coffin #how to open closed doors with #safety pin #and now this #iam fully prepared #to attendance #into adulthood

Perhaps one day Tumblr can learn us the past tense of teach…

taught

o-penletter:

grandmafupa:

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

Holy shit the amount of accuracy is too damn high

gnarly:

Hold da fuck up

relaapse:

0hbloodyhell:

snerpthesnerr:

brutuswayne:

tiredpunk:

makochantachibanana:

GOOD LUCK ON YOUR FINAL EXAMS

GOOD LUCK ON YOUR ENTRANCE EXAMS

GOOD LUCK ON YOUR ORAL PRESENTATIONS

GOOD LUCK ON YOUR GIANT ESSAYS

GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK

d(^u^)b

how did you do that backwards ‘b’

try the key next to ‘f’

g

And here we see someone fried from exams.

oh my fuck.

knowledgeandlove:

videohall:

Husky dog performs her overly dramatic death trick.

I’ve wasted fifteen minutes of my life watching this 8 second long video. 

Fake social network masterlist

faberritanarph:

Just some websites where you can fake texts for iPhone, status from Facebook and stuff like that.

Fake iPhone text generator
Fake iPhone text generator (iOS7)
Fake tweet
Fake direct message (Twitter) 
Fake Facebook status
Fake Facebook chat
Fake Android text

tomatotaster:

That’s it. That’s literally all you need to know about band.

Track Title: Beat It (Demo)

Artist: Michael Jackson

Album: The Ultimate Fan Extras Collection

lacienegasmiled:

Original demo of Beat It created by Jackson, using only his voice for all the parts.

As Jackson couldn’t fluently play any instruments, he would sing and beatbox out how he wanted his songs to sound by himself on tape, layering the vocals, harmonies and rhythm before having instrumentalists come in to complete the songs.

One of his engineers Robmix on how Jackson worked: “One morning MJ came in with a new song he had written overnight. We called in a guitar player, and Michael sang every note of every chord to him. “Here’s the first chord first note, second note, third note. Here’s the second chord first note, second note, third note”, etc., etc. We then witnessed him giving the most heartfelt and profound vocal performance, live in the control room through an SM57. He would sing us an entire string arrangement, every part. Steve Porcaro once told me he witnessed MJ doing that with the string section in the room. Had it all in his head, harmony and everything. Not just little eight bar loop ideas. he would actually sing the entire arrangement into a micro-cassette recorder complete with stops and fills.”

Reasons why I laugh when people say he wasn’t a real musician.

alexisafuckinnerd:

Scumbag Baby Boomer memes are the greatest.

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