ex-cuse-u:

i was browsing through ellen degeneres’ youtube videos and when i was watching her interview segments i noticed a trend where she keeps the comments enabled for all of her adult interviews but when she has a child on the show she disables any of the comments to protect the child from any bullying or negative feedback and that is why she and her team of producers are incredible

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(Source: swifterly, via daeneryus)

  • Person in book: I'm not pretty. I'm average looking. People never really notice me.
  • Person in book: he's unattractive but has got beautiful eyes
  • Movie industry: no, we're hiring supermodels

officialdogblog:

you is kind,

you is smart,

you is important,

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thetowndrugdealer:

she turns on tv and guess who she sees? skater boy being arrested for drug possession 

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death-by-lulz:

thefrogman:

Round 2: Better Names for Things [video]

By Jeff Wysaski [website | tumblr | twitter]

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

What’s the girl version of “bros before hoes”?

thank you

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thank you once again

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AH WHEN WILL THEY END

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EVEN MORE OMFG

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fake-mermaid:

theanti90smovement:

there is no reason for one person to have a billion dollars

unless that one person is me

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daverdad:

a documentary based on the life of that guy who cleans up porn sets

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shessosumptuous:

So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren’t

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  • person: are you athletic?
  • me: i run
  • person: oh sweet
  • me: *whispers* a blog.

hotlocalsingle:

DONT SIT ON TOP THIS DICK IF U SCARED OF HEIGHTS 

(via cmonteith)